I threw a wish in the well…

It’s a quiet day in Quick Cleaners, the dry cleaners at which Kyung works despite the little compensation in comparison to the dull atmosphere, superfluous tasks, and the creepier customers’ inclination to flock to her. Kyung, however, is very skilled at hiding her distaste toward the job, hiding it with the façade of a bright smile. She longs for the day that she doesn’t have to deal with this petty job and the unscrupulous hypocrites she calls “family” that it keeps her from.

Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell…

“Why thank you, Ariel,” Creepy Guy #25 says after Kyung had helped him, taking the clothes covered in… questionable stains. Kyung doesn’t hear what he said, however, as she’s too busy staring at the snot hanging out of his left nostril.

“Uh- Yeah, you’re welcome!” Kyung says with her fake smile, though came out as more of a grimace, though it went way over Creepy Guy’s head. “Is that all?” she quickly inquires, in an attempt to get rid of him as quickly as possible.

He starts to reply, reaching out to touch Kyung’s arm. “You look so pretty, like a mode-“

“Oh okay, so you don’t need my help. Have a nice day!” She quickly interrupts, thoroughly disturbed, and runs off to go take her break.

I looked to you as it fell…

After getting away from the strange man, Kyung remembers the bottle of tequila she was given early by a guy named Sam, which she refers to as Creepy Guy #12. Against her better judgment, she decides to start drinking some. After downing half of the bottle, she decides to mess with her Of course she does, since she can’t go too long without talking to her best friend, Bobert, and the rest of the freaks on twitter. After further observation of her tweet list, she realizes that Sarah isn’t on. She immediately starts tweeting.

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SARAH IS AT WORK IT’S TIME TO PARTY
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@totuon you’re like so cool and the best person ever
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SO I GOT PERVED ON BY ANOTHER CREEPY CUSTOMER…
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@seunghae_oppa you suck go die
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WHAT THE FUCK i gotso tequila from a guy
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if i had a boyfriend would i be able to get him to do things with another guy i should google this
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@KIMJONGWOON since when were you a cow
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And now you’re in my way.

I’d trade my soul for a wish…

Pennies and dimes for a kiss…

I wasn’t looking for this,

But now you’re in my way.

Your stare was holdin’,

Ripped jeans, skin was showin’…

Hot night, wind was blowin’…

Where you think you’re going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s my number,

So call me, maybe?

It’s hard to look right,

At you baby,

But here’s my number,

So call me, maybe?